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Tuesday, January 8

Earn Money with Money


Read this from Alan Tan's facebook, seems very meaningful to me.  So sharing here with you all ...

By Alan Tan

One day, an old man and his assistant arrived at a farming village. The old man gathered all the villagers and told them that he is in the business of buying and selling monkeys and that the reason why he has come to their village is becoz there is a forest next to that village which is infested with lots of monkeys. He told the villagers he would pay $10 for every monkey they bring him.



So some of the villagers started to stop work on their farms to go into the forest to catch monkeys. They brought their monkeys to the old man and true enough, he paid them $10 for every monkey. Words spread and not long after, more and more of the villagers stopped working on their farms to go into the forest to catch monkeys. And they were all paid $10 for every monkey they delivered to the old man.

Becoz ( Because) more villagers were now monkey hunters, it became more and more difficult to catch monkeys as their numbers started to dwindle. The supply of monkeys started to come down. So the old man gathered all the villagers and told them he would pay $20 for every monkey they bring him. Wow! That sounds great and the villagers started to drum up the beat to look deeper into the forest and higher into the trees to look for more monkeys. And they were paid $20 for every monkey they caught and everyone was happy.

As more and more villagers turned monkey hunters, the monkey population in that forest started to dwindle very significantly and it became increasingly difficult to catch even one monkey a day. As such, the villagers started to return to their farms to work.

Once again, the old man gathered all the villagers and told them that as he is running out of time and he needed more monkeys, he would up the stakes and pay $50 for every monkey delivered to him. He also told the villagers that as he has to leave the village for a few days to attend to some business in town, they can deliver the monkeys to his assistant and his assistant has been instructed to pay $50 for every monkey caught.

The villagers got all excited and went deep into the forest to look for monkeys but by this time, there were no monkeys to be found. The villagers approached the assistant and told him the $50 offer is wonderful but the monkeys were simply not there.

That assistant then said to the villagers......"I know there are very few monkeys left in the forest. But here in my cages, I have thousands of monkeys. Tell you what...why not you buy these monkeys from me at $35 each. Then when the old man comes back, you can sell your monkeys to him for $50 and make $15 each."

Wow! That sounds like a great idea...the villagers thought. So they bought as many monkeys as they could from the assistant at $35 each.

After that day, the villagers never saw the old man or his assistant again

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What do you take away from this story ?
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Monday, May 11

广东话.....笑死啊!

This is what people speak in HK now .........

正宗潮洲菜 …
客人:'伙計 , 有咩好介紹呀?!'
伙計:〝食老鼠拼盤啦,有老鼠蛋、老鼠腸、老鼠豬耳,但冇老鼠鵝〞.............(滷水拼盤 )

桑拿入面 …
骨妹 :[sen 山, 你蝕唔蝕飯? ] ..............(先生你食唔食飯)
男客人:[??........]
骨妹 :[sen 山 , 射個精嗎 ?] .............( 先生, 寫個 drink嗎 ?)
男客人:[err.......] ( 面都紅晒)
骨妹 :[sen 山 , 要唔要做雀仔按摩呀?按完仲可以除…] ................( 腳低按摩 …… 鎚 ……)

深圳麥當勞 …
港客:〝唔該一個豬柳漢堡。
'店員:〝要蛋呀。〞
港客:〝唔要蛋喇唔該!〞
店員好勞氣:〝你要蛋呀!〞
港客開始勞氣:〝我唔要蛋喇,我淨係要豬柳漢堡咋!〞
店員更勞氣:〝要蛋一蛋呀,要蛋十分鐘呀 …… 〞

入境處 …
遊客: '要睇新款證定畜牲證呀 ?' ...............( 身份證定出生證 ?)

巴士站…
遊客:〝sen 山,唔該,請問你有冇生痔瘡呀? .............(有冇散紙唱 )

數碼通 …
遊客 : [呢個管睇到雷電嗎? ]
售貨員 : [唔怕 , 好安全的…]
遊客 : [無雷電顯示功能嗎 ?!]......................... (來電顯示)
售貨員 :[手機唔駛用避雷針的< /FONT> ~]
遊客 :[咁我部手機可唔可以出煙先 ? ].................... (trade in)

豐澤電器 …
A遊客:〝請問呢部電視機有冇電視框呀?〞.................(Discount)
售貨員:〝當然有啦。〞
A 遊客:〝咁電視框幾多錢呀? '
售貨員: ' 唔好意思要成架買,冇得要個電視框 !'
B 遊客:' 請問忍忍支係ben?另外呢度有冇死守間?〞...................﹝影印機、洗手間﹞

髮型屋 …
髮型師: [小姐想點剪呀 ?]
小姐: [師父,同我剪得神似 D !]
髮型師:[己經好神似嫁喇 ]
小姐: [唔係神似,係要有神似 ! !] ....................(要有層次 )
髮型師:[小姐想做 D咩顏色呀 ?]
小姐:[ 我想做森林色! ] ...............(深藍色 )
髮型師: [森林 ?? ]
小姐: [係呀 ~]

Thank You ,karyee it was very dead Funny..Remind me of my experiance at Hong Kong
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Wednesday, February 20

How To Explaine bout girl Answer



WOMEN EXPLAINED In Boys Views


Part I






Part II



Part III






Part IV








Part V


Easy to Explained Right?

hehe :)

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