I found a joke which is quite Nive .SoO i tranlated it for all to see....Pardon me if my tranlation are rustic

A dialogue between two Poor Spirits

It’s a story about two spirit called A and B ,who had just meet each other in front of the gate of hell.Because of the long line of spirits new comer they decided to talk while waiting to be summons by Horse face and Bull face (Two ghost who is the Guardian and keeper of Hell in Chinese Customs) to be judge of their sin and deed by the King Of Hell.

During they Long conversation A notice that B keep shivering. So Spirits A ask:

“Why are you always shivering?”

“It....it...it because I died in a horrible place.”

“Where was it?”
“It....it...it..was .in...in in ..th...the...dam fridge!!! “

That so Horibble!!...anyway .I was more luckier, I died during an heart attack.”
“You had serious heart problem? Why didn’t you do a bypass? If not you are now still paying with you family right now.”

“I aredy did a heart surgey !!...In fact when I Died .I was still in the recovery period.any way its quite a long story.”

“Well we still have a long time to wait .Tell me some of it!!”
“Its like this my wife was cheating on me .My neighbour tell me that ,The time I was in the ICU unit. there were some guy with a red Subaru that frequently visited her. and then every time I went to work this guy would came to my house....So one day! I pretended to go to work and off I go ...after 30 minute . I got back and there it was a red Subaru in the my drive way .i was Mad that I park my car in front of the gate blocking any exit for the car.”

“SOO...Did you got HIM?” Ask spirit B with full interest.

“NoT, all that I found was my wife in the shower. I ask my wife whose stoking and Clothing. that I found on the bed. But my wife started to crying hysterically and didn’t want to say any thing. So I went screaming and kcking and I took the kitchen knife with me while running around searching for him around the house in all places that I can think but I still I did’n found him. lated I was tired and then I fainted because of heart attack and end up here.”Say “A”

Spirtit “B” then went glooming for a while after listening to A’s story. After a while Spirit B then open his mouth and said this:

“Why didn’t you check the freezer? If You did ,both of us would still sure be alive.